Design Your Own Cuckchair™
Design your own. Send it off. Live with it. 393,216,000 possible configurations and counting.
All prices in CuckDollars (C$). Non-refundable, especially emotionally.
The Chair Itself
Pick your silhouette. Every one comes with dignity void where noted.
Our founding disappointment. Where it all began (and ended).
Frame Finish
The colour, the texture, the vibe you will be remembered by.
The colour of an office you cried in.
Cushion Technology
Where you spend most of your time sitting with your thoughts.
Firm. Like the conversation you avoided.
Headrest
Something to rest your head on while it all sinks in.
We considered it. We moved on.
Armrests
Support systems, and other things you no longer have.
No walls here. Just vibes.
Legs & Mobility
Stay put, roll away, rock, or float above it all.
We counted twice.
The Commitment System
Optional. Like forgiveness.
You’ll come back. They always do.
Add-Ons
Mix and match. There is no wrong answer, only wrong decisions.